saturday night...

...and i'm at home, drinking a few gin & tonics, getting some work done...
cruising around the house in my short american apparel "jailbait" short shorts, sliding along the floorboards in my knee high socks (adorned with blue & silver stars), secretly hoping the boy i rather fancy will casually drop by for a cup of camomile tea, despite the fact he doesn't know where i live and is most likely tucked up in bed asleep by now as like me he works hard & odd hours. wolf & cub are programming rage and look so bored. i want to beat them around the head with the rage tome - a large A4 book that lists about 25% of the millions of cool videos you could amuse me with right now. harumph.
i'm going to put the kettle on...